Land of Lazy and Ass

Photoset reblogged from SWAGGER OF A CRIPPLE
hulksmashes:

tonyedwardstarks:

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

The all-mighty Thor, ladies and gents.

THIS MIDGARDIAN INFANT IS DELICIOUS

Thor

Thor no

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Post reblogged from SWAGGER OF A CRIPPLE
owov:
- omg
- this was needed in my life
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Photo reblogged from Cat Bountry vs. Earth
catbountry:

pretty-grimm-ones-too:

rifa:

shadyoaks:

vicfangirlguide:

The Hen-Pecked Club’s Peace Box, a “patent cure for a cross wife”. The Hen-Pecked club was an organisation which encouraged men to do more household tasks to take some of the pressure off their wives. The ‘Peace Box’, also known as ‘the wife tamer’, was invented by a club member called Harry Tap in 1862. If a wife was nagging her husband too much, the husband could put her inside the box, which could be rocked like a child’s cot in order to send the wife to sleep. While she was sleeping the husband would perform all the chores then release his wife who would hopefully have calmed down.

to their credit, they do try to do more household tasks

but they kinda fuck it up entirely with this wife coffin here

I cant stop laughing

Imagine a victorian wife following around her husband like “YOU SHOULD HELP ME WITH THIS LAUNDRY AND THE SWEEPING AND THE MENDING AND THE WASHING AND THE BREAD BAKING AND THE-” and he just turns around, picks her up, carries her to the MASSIVE rocking bed he has in a back room or some shit, lies her freaking-out ass down on it, and then rocks it like

“SSSSHHHOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHH MILDRED SSSHSHHOOOOSHSHSHSHSHHHH”

ARE YOU SERIOUS OH MY GOD THE VISUAL THOUGH. The wife is like “HARRY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS YOU SPENT YOUR FREE TIME MAKING A GIANT ROCKING BED INSTEAD OF MOPPING FLOORS I HATE YOU”

jesus christ this is kind of cute in a really fucked up way

I’m kind of horrified because if anybody tried this on me it might actually work.
- fuck yeah
- rock me to sleep and do the chores bitch
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Photoset reblogged from Cat Bountry vs. Earth
catbountry:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

zombiehorror:

datsoldier:

incises:

manscaper:

hey do you guys like my cosplay

goh my god

NO WAY

no seriously

what the actual fuck

I LOVE YOUR COSPLAY

Perf.
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Photoset reblogged from Purgatory
julietfoxtrot:
Giving away a brand new Monoprice tablet! It has been opened to see if everything was there and for a quick 5 minute test run (the battery it came with is in the pen already). I liked the tablet but changed my mind - So I’d love to give it a new home to someone who is in need!

RULES
- You do NOT have to follow me
- Reblog to enter - likes and multiple reblogs don’t count. Just one. (If you
  don’t want the tablet and would like to reblog for signal boost then please say so, when rebloging it, so that I know to exclude you in the final drawing)
- I will ship anywhere world wide
- Make sure you ask box is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!
- Contest ends June 3rd at 11:30pm CST
- The winner will be picked with a random number generator
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Posted 1 week ago
quick

unreasonably shitty sailorstuck fill/doodle
- sailorstuck
- kinkmeme
- doodle
- shitty
- thing
- karkat
- john
- johnkat
- homestuck
- what the fuck
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Photoset reblogged from Free form Jazz in the Navy

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squidmama:

freemanrage:

althoughdoinfactshutup:

thedoctorandsherlock:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

sherlocks-reblogger:

I Believe in Sherlock Holmes

I am proud to be a part of this fandom. So. Proud.

Never so proud.

I love every one of you.

You guys are amazing. ♥

inchohert sobbing

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